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Asalamualaikum,
hi ! is it can be a isues?
hemm entah ? kenapa ? dah kenapa ? aku pun tak faham kenapalah benda yang kecil boleh diperbesarkan hahaha salahke nak guna bahasa english ni or mmg tak boleh ha? ish kalau macam tu susahlah tapi kadang2 aku pun bankang jugak if b.english ni diutamakan.

I am not trying to embarrass myself in front of the public, but i try to speak and write in bahasa englis as well yang aku boleh walaupun aku selalu google translatekan bm ke bi.  if possible I want to use this method as an my assistant for me to learn this english language. although went in school did learn but do not blame this if that would help us if we want right.  i think this is can't be a isues right. jangan diperbesarkan.  i just want you know why i'am write in english bukan nak belagak or tunjuk pandai but this is my style.  don't judge me like that.  i think you also use the english language right so we are same may be we do not have the same mind coz people have their own reason.  hemm if you notice, a lot of mistakes found in the language that I use to post in my blog right so thats why i use google translate manalah tau ada yang bgunakan so thats not mean i'm always right sometime i had a mistake.

You and I left our troubles far behind
But I still have just one more question on my mind
For all my pals who live in the oceans and the seas
With friends like these well,
Who needs enemies?

so we don't need a enemies just  respect for each other and you can get

 You're the bird, I'm the worm
And it's plain to see
That we were meant to be

We were meant to be

bye Asslamualaikum

have a nice day guys.